so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
It'll be just me and my penis against the world.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
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