i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
Complete and utter failure. 100% unsalvageable. I have not failed so hard at a culinary endeavor in YEARS. MY HONOR IS IMPUGNED I HAVE SHAMED MY HOUSE
I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.
Randomize
