oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
You just kept yelling "SATAN!" at me every time I walked by
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm sorry. I slept with him again. On the plus side he's got better at it!
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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