This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
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