That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
Our foot and a bit height difference is kinda fun, except she's so tiny that after we ate burritos it looked like she was pregnant. I had a confusing bonner.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
I farted in his bed and then in my drunken stupor grabbed hair defanging spray to cover up the stench.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
