I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
So note to self oboe reeds soaked in Apple Rubinoff sound GREAT.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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