I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
He told me they were just razor bumps!
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
She said I had the biggest dick she'd ever seen. And when you consider how many she's come in contact with, it's kind of like winning the heisman.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
hoooly shit dude in taco costume challenged alpha douche to a fight. he's got catch phrases. come. now.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Walked into the bathroom and saw a Minion eating out Harley Quinn so this Halloween will be hard to top.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
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