Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
I've got my wine, though it wasnt very good so I threw a sour patch kid in it
Friendly reminder that on the walk home you tripped but instead of falling to the sidewalk, you tried to save it and ended up headbutting my ex-boyfriend in the balls. ILU.
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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