Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Eh, I don't question what my penis likes. It just does what it does.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
First night in my new place, I had to get drunk to get used to the idea of shitting in a new toilet
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