can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
You remember that guy i fucked in Ireland who stopped in the middle to talk about why he had 8 pillows on his bed? Yeah he's following me on twitter...
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
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