just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I am laying on the kitchen floor eating cold chicken fingers and drinking wine. welcome to my new years party.
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
well some coke just fell out of my nose in my partners meeting so i'd say my day's off to a fantastic start
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
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