Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
The salesman at the smoke shop just told me my hair is glorious...
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
Going to jail. Warrant. Be home late. For the love of god turn your ringer on.
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