Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
Being pregnant feels like you have a hangover everyday.. Don't listen to what anyone says about how wonderful it is
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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