So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
If Megan asks I spilled my water water all over her. I pissed on your roommate. You're welcome. I expect you to keep that on the down low. Seriously tell her the water thing
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I think it's god's punishment for my behavior in Vegas . Lies were told. Angels were defiled. Pools were pissed in
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
I love you. Go after that dick
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
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