And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
Everyone is speaking Spanish and this 300 hundred pound chick is talking about the time she got out of prison... Fuck this place
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I feel like I should send her I'm sorry I've been fucking your boyfriend flowers.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
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