wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
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