so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
I danced shirtless on a platform with a fucking stripper who went to MIT
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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