Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
I'm pretty sure my roommate has taken plan B more times than i've had sex. Not sure how that makes me feel.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
My alcohol tolerance is way too high for this paycheck.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
No, I didn't like him that much. But I took one for the team. And by the team I mean me and my vagina.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
My goal is to be drunk before we even get out of the No Wake Zone.
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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