So drunk, too bad you don't want this
i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Dude. Muppets take manhattan on netflix instant. Pass my midterm or relive my childhood? Tough decision.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
Seriously, I want to give you a plaque thanking you for your dedicated service to my vagina.
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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