I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
I miss your penis. And I totally say this as a friend. I just miss it because it's great. You should be very proud of it.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
He said he wanted to "superfuck" me
Does he wear a cape??
Took "drink until he's cute" to a whole new level last night...
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I think people are normalizing furries
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
Just got an x-ray done of my hip and you can clearly see the outline of my penis in it. When the doctor saw it she said "wow I haven't seen one that big on an x-ray before." Pretty sure the doc and the nurses are going to be talking about me on their lunch break.
Randomize
