I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
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