you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
I may be in pain from falling off the roof but getting to the morning roof keg was well worth it.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
He sent me a dick pic, and it had smeared lipstick on it. So I sent him the pic of my tit with the hickey ring your brother gave me.
Try sleeping with him.
Why is it that all my gay friends have that solution...
Cuz you will have an answer or have sex.
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