But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Apparently there was a black out and the security alarms went off except I was convinced it was the microwaves and made ben unplug them all then got really frustrated cos he wasnt doing it right
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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