When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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