Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
Iโm done with him. Iโm going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ๐๐๐๐
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually heโll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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