Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
I swallowed and made him pancakes in the morning. I feel almost as desperate as Jennifer Aniston at this point.
Hairspray is covering 85% of my body. Help.
Wait until you see the roof.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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