Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I'm not really that drunk, but I think vampires should glow in the dark because otherwise it's just unfair
Found more tequila
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
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