I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
I think im gonna have to stop sexting on the metra. The middle aged businessman behind me just leaned over and whispered 'dirty girl' and highfived his seatmate.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I'm just saying. If this how my magic vagina shows it's magic then I don't want any
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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