Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
I can't even use my hands i'm so hungover
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Oh god now he thinks I'm into him because I've been staring at him trying to figure out what animal he looked like
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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