bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
so would me posting the photos of the cock and coin jar incident be completely out of the question?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
My mouth holds just enough water for my bong
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
Weekend plan is a big bag of dope, delivery food, Bollywood marathon and masterbating my dick raw.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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