just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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