Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
btw im making up a story about these stitches..... i think a hockey stick to the face sounds better then i fell up the stairs
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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