i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Fucking hate kids. In particular I hate our kids.
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