...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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