yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
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