at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
we're so committed to being not committed
Randomize
