I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
that is very illegal...i love you.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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