She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
The best revenge is premature balding
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
Are we on the same shift tomorrow and more importantly do you want your pants back?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
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