redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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