The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
porn star boner night. come get it.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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