Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
They took my balls.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
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