i think i have herpe
just one?
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Put you drinking hat aside for Tuesday. My buddy is bartending!
I just puked in my drinking hat.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
We left the knife in your bed.
It was a taxi full of fist pumps and chanting to "face down, ass up". It was that 1% that makes my job worth it.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
Randomize
