yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm sending you the three minute video I jus took,....it's of me eating a pear up close
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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