Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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