Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
It doesn't matter if I tell the story beginning to end or end to beginning, the story still starts with a random girl blowing me in the bathroom.
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I got really upset at the McDonald's worker. They should serve nuggets 24/7. Apparently 5am is breakfast for some people.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
When are your genitals available?
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
I'm at work behind the bar and just washed my mouth out with rumple bc I don't have a toothbrush. This may be a new low.
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