i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
I had a dream last night you were Aladdin. I think due to me watching 6 hours of Disney movies and the fact you told me you were wearing a vest.
Dreams are coming true for both of us.
How hard is it to grasp the concept of 'I lost an impromptu saber bout and so I have to make a macaroni map of Soviet Russi, including Kazicstan'!?
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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