i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I'm just checking to make sure you don't want to go to the farmers market... This is an assumption based on the fact that you were slapped with a sandwich last night and you remained unconscious.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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