is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
The man who almost made us Eskimo sisters is getting married. Of course I'll be your date. We need to toast the end of his sex life!
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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