David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
They should really pass out barf bags in church
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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