It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
guys are not supposed to queef...right?
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
This could be one of the worst things i've done... The background of her phone is her and her boyfriend.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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