Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
This hangover is so bad, we are pregaming Chinese food with pizza.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
I just remembered that the guy I slept with last night has "USDA PRIME" tattooed on his ass
Let go out that Thursday night!
Yess sounds good, I have to go turn myself in the next day because what happened last Friday.
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I'm sorry I crashed your motorcycle and watched you get robbed from a rooftop. Will you please come back or at least drop off my shoes?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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