When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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