I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I just sent you a google doc listing all the reasons why I should stop hooking up with him. Feel free to add to it.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
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