So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
He is an equal opportunity slut.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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