You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
i will be blacked out in the shower. come get me. 20 mins.
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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